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1.
Me talking about Geoffrey Dahmer to Phillip:
Me: Okay so he used to go to gay bars and bring men home and drill
holes in their heads and put acid in the holes to make them his slaves then they would die and he would eat them to have them
be a part of him and he was making a shrine of their skulls..
Phillip: yeah and he was fucking psycho!
Me: yeah but he was still really hott..
2.
Phillip Talking About Danny Moshing:
He looked like he was doing the umpa loompa dance at a fast pace..
3.
Danny And Phillip Talking Abou The Guy From Nickelback:
Phillip: I think the guy from Nickelback is Jesus.
Danny: No can't be 'cause Jesus was the first member of the mafia I mean
come on... The guy had guys following him around all the time. He would make symbolic threats , and if you betrayed him you
ended up dead ..so yeah he had to be the first godfather..
4.
Paul Having A Random Outburst:
Cut my carrots hoe
5.
Me and Phillip Talking About How Wicca Isn't Ruining My Life:
Phillip: When you pray to Mother Earth your life is gonna be shitty..
Me: My life isn't shitty I just have a shitty job and no life...
6.
Ohhh..this is the classic and if you know Me and Kaci...youve
heard this about a million times oh prepare to hear it again...we were at the movie Patch Adams when it first came out she
had popcorn and through out the whole movie she kept asking me if i wanted popcorn i always said no and we
were at the saddest part of the movie and we were both crying and she turns to me:
Kaci:*all teary eyed* ::shakily:: Popcron?
Both:*hysterical laughter*
Audience:*they are fucking crazy*
7.
My sister screaming at a result of a quiz she got:
"IM NOT A POWER RANGER , I DONT WEAR ...:::looks around::...SPANDEX!!!"
8.
Matt At the Movies:
"Ohhh My God I almost got raped in the bathroom....And I didnt
even get to pee!!!!"
9.
Colby having a random moment:
"oh my god i found out the meaning of venus...its penis and vagina put
into one word!"
10.
The only sad thing Colby had to say about me breaking up with
him:
Colby: you ruined everything...
Phillip: How?
Colby: I really loved magi's butt and you ruined it!
11.
Britney checking out the hot waiter at tampicos and mary talking:
Mary: Since when are looks more important than personality???
Britney: Hun Nuh Nuh Nuh
(she claims she was trying to say never....right brits i belive ya...*cough*)
12.
Me talking to my sister about why the cat had to have sitches
in its ass:
Me: So the cat basically blew its ass out??
Mary: NOO its a protruding ANUS!
13.
Matt talking about being a gyno:
Girl whats that floppy thing i aint touching that put your own
fingers in cuz im used to the ass i dunno what that is shit then the bitch would leave with one dry finger....
14.
Me Talking About Dannys New Way Of Life (-danny is a guy i dated
for a year then broke up with..that was almost a year ago...) :
OH MY GOD I TURNED HIM GAY!!!!!
15.
Lani being the whore she is:
Blow-jobs are like hand shakes...
16.
Me commenting on a scene in Return Of The King:
YES Women Rule.....We are the better sex.....
17.
Josh Trying To Comfort Me when I Was Scared One Of My Friends
Plane Would Crash:
Today In The News Filght *low mumbling* Crashed...Merry Christmas...They
Were Very Naughty...
18.
Two Of Joshs Cheezy Pick Up Lines:
Are your parents retarted because I think your special
Are your parents terrorist cause baby your the bomb..
19.
Okay This Needs A Little Explaining....Okay Josh Got A Hot Pink
Him Shirt And well The Singer Is All in Make Up On It And All That And Today Was The First Day Hes Wore It Out And We Went
To Wal-Mart And Some Old Lady Was Giving Him Weird Looks In The Parking Lot:
Old Lady:*Staring at josh mouth partially opened*
Josh:Stop Staring At Me Or I Will Kill You...
Old Lady:*looks away quickly and walks faster*
20.
Me and Kaci Having A Random Conversation Of How It Would Be If
Someone Had OCD And Everytime They Heard ANY Kind Of Music They Did The Macarena:
Kaci: Why Are You Doing The Macarena To The Hokey Pokey?!?!?!
21.
My Cousin Britney Talking About Running In To The Vaccum Cleaner:
i got molested by a vacuum!!!
22.
just read....
Philip: almost burnt down my house to day
me:how??
Phillip: well i tried to Fry Tostito Chips in vegetable oil....the
chips turned out good though...killer nachos...i shoulda used Olive oil.... i had a near death experience with a bag of Doritos
23.
Me and my Cousin Britney talking...i had a random outburst:
Britney:I have a geometry project due on Monday
Me:I have ham
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